I am serious. And I left before he jumped, if he jumped. But I can't imagine he could have possibly done any more damage to himself other than maybe twisting an ankle. I did see him puke though. I got that on video. Maybe I'll post it.
The puke stains are still there, and the window is still busted. I almost contained the freakout by coaxing our neighbor to take it out to the park, to tell all the people. Instead, he climbed out the landing window and yelled at the cops for an hour and a half. The cops didn't let us in on the drama after the eventual arrest, so this video is the first explanation of what went on!
I hope you're not serious. Is he all right?
ReplyDeleteOr is gullible written just above me?
I am serious. And I left before he jumped, if he jumped. But I can't imagine he could have possibly done any more damage to himself other than maybe twisting an ankle. I did see him puke though. I got that on video. Maybe I'll post it.
ReplyDeleteWait, so that's what's splattered all over his pants? Gross.
ReplyDeleteAnyone read the Sedaris essay on almost seeing a woman die?
ReplyDeleteNot quite the same, obviously, but same idea, right?
Well, it is close to the ground, and if I learned nothing else from The Dark Knight this week, close drops are ok and can even be fun!
The view from inside.
ReplyDeleteThe puke stains are still there, and the window is still busted. I almost contained the freakout by coaxing our neighbor to take it out to the park, to tell all the people. Instead, he climbed out the landing window and yelled at the cops for an hour and a half. The cops didn't let us in on the drama after the eventual arrest, so this video is the first explanation of what went on!