My friend, Brian, recently sent me via official-looking envelope an autographed picture of Johnny Damon (obviously forged). It read "Dear Zach, Thanks for your support! Let's make out" and then was signed Johnny Damon #18.
I am quickly becoming aware of my man-crush on Johnny Damon. Its not the hair. Its not the pre-upright human sloping forehead. Its that beautiful, hot and sexy grand slam of his. And anything less than a .300 BA and 8 RBIs in the series against the Cards, he's off my crush list, freeing up a spot for the desperately-seeking-a-crush Anthony Robinson.
Dear Zach,
ReplyDeleteI am on nobody's crush list.
I have a man crush on two people, though:
James Spader
Freddie Prinze Jr.
I don't know why this is, especially considering that Prinze is a terrible actor and has only made bad movies.
Tony
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