In order to help promote the new issue of UNL's undergraduate literary mag, Laurus, I'll be reading some Man Suit b-sides for a few minutes by the fountain in front of the union as part of a perpetual 2.5 hour reading this afternoon. I'll also fill some space by reading a few of my very short poems, including such classics as:
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Inside, we made children
sandwiches.
How Do You Tell Someone Their Shirt is Too Tight
How do you
tell someone
their shirt
is too
tight?
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Who's your favorite president?
Mine's Polk.
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Remember me?
We met in little beague.
Epigrams aren't poems,
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Ahh yes. The heckler from Austin. Brings me back to little beague. Thanks. And thanks for, in turn, heckling my blog. You're blog heckling. I want to start blog heckling.
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What's an epigram?
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p.s. It's pronounced beeg right?