Got the stick from both Jake and Adam. I guess I have to answer some questions. Here goes:

You're stuck inside Farenheit 451, which book do you want to be?

Farentheit 451

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

Montana Wildhack, Sula, Ms. Piggy

Last book you bought is:

Michael E Craig's Can You Relax in My House

Last book you read:

John Ashbery's Hotel Lautreamont

What are you currently reading?

Dave Eggers' You Shall Know Our Velocity

(More than)5 books I would take to a deserted island:

Book of matches
Catcher in the Rye
Complete Wallace Stevens
Complete Prose of Woody Allen
Book full of food and water
Tony Tost's Invisible Bride
Leaves of Grass
Porn (am I alone on this island?)
Simic's Voice at 3 a.m.
Tate's Memoir of the Hawk
Ginsberg's Howl
Grover's Monster at the End of the Book
Jose Canseco's book of lies/plea for attention/truth
Moby Dick
Choose Your Own Adventure

Who am I going to pass this stick on to and why:

C.S. Carrier - because he obviously needs something to post about
Heidi Lynn Staples - because I like her fancy talk
Katey Nicosia - because the girl gets to choose between Iowa and New School. She must have things to say.

I'm out.