Thursday, October 12, 2006

In order to help promote the new issue of UNL's undergraduate literary mag, Laurus, I'll be reading some Man Suit b-sides for a few minutes by the fountain in front of the union as part of a perpetual 2.5 hour reading this afternoon. I'll also fill some space by reading a few of my very short poems, including such classics as:


Inside, we made children

How Do You Tell Someone Their Shirt is Too Tight

How do you
tell someone
their shirt
is too


Who's your favorite president?
Mine's Polk.


Remember me?
We met in little beague.


Matthew Henriksen said...

Epigrams aren't poems,

Denny Schmickle said...

haw haw haw
yeah DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!1

Zachary Schomburg said...

Ahh yes. The heckler from Austin. Brings me back to little beague. Thanks. And thanks for, in turn, heckling my blog. You're blog heckling. I want to start blog heckling.

Denny, multiple explanation points aren't blog comments, douchebag.

Chris Tonelli said...

What's an epigram?

Radish King said...

Okay, little beague just cracked me up. I'm going to walk around all day saying it in my head.

little beague.
little beague.
little beague.

p.s. It's pronounced beeg right?