Fun with my bendable party mustache. This is M.
















Z rocking the dapper deputy.















A rocking the "Dare I say."
















Z chilling at Coppola's wine bar in Little Italy.















Z and A down at the Wharf, Alcatraz in the back.















M and A in Napa. It was rainy all week.














Z in the Alcatraz slammer.















San Fran from the Bay.














P: 1. He's handsome. 2. He's smart and witty. 3. He knows his Manhattans. 4. He's a big timey contract lawyer with a view of the Bay from his office window. 5. He has great style. 6. He has superb taste in women. 7. He has a superior ear for good music. 8. In fact, he was the drummer for the Young Hasselhoffs (think Ramones, but 90's and much easier on the eyes). 9. His apartment is in a good locale and it is clean and modern. 10. He sometimes gives stuff to the homeless. 11. He has a good palette. 12. He keeps his video game thumb strong. 13. He doesn't dig on swine. 14. He thinks art is cool. 15. He is really good at Guitar Hero.